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Look at me – I’m old! octombrie 4, 2010

Filed under: FUN — Laura - Machiaj Oradea @ 9:35 PM
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Exista o aplicatie pe net care iti photoshop-eaza poza si iti arata cam cum vei arata in 20 de ani… sa fim seriosi, nici nu voi arata asa de rau peste 20 de ani :), si asta nu din cauza photoshop-ului, ci pentru ca am descoperit cea mai buna crema de fata EVER! Este marca Shiseido, iar fata acestui brand nu e altcineva decat Angelina Jolie. Crema minune de care va vorbeam este Bio performance – Super corrective serum. Face minuni, va asigur!

Asta cica voi fi eu in 20 de ani… vom trai, si vom vedea!

Make yourself older! See your face in 20 years

 

Eminem ft. Rihanna septembrie 14, 2010

Filed under: FUN — Laura - Machiaj Oradea @ 7:47 PM
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Pfoai imi place melodia asta din ce in ce mai tare. E cu Megan Fox si Dominic Monaghan (Charlie din Lost :X ). Eminem kicks ass as usual..iar Rihanna cum canta ea asa pe nas..e chiar OK… 🙂

 

HIMYM – Kiddie Rules august 31, 2010

Filed under: FUN — Laura - Machiaj Oradea @ 1:48 PM
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Ati vazut vreodata serialul How I Met Your Mother?

  • Nu? Sa va uitati, e ceva de genul Friends dar muuuuult mai funny!
  • Da? Atunci il stiti pe Barney..si nu mai e nevoie de niciun comentariu..

Acestea sunt regulile lui pentru copilul lui Marshall si Lily ce se va naste:

1. You promise to always love me more than the baby.

2. Once a month I get to use the baby to pick up chicks.

3. That may involve the baby falling from a two story window and me heroically catching it.

4. No breastfeeding in front of me.

5. Forget about 4, it’s cool.

10. It’s middle name must be Barney.

14. Lily has to lose the baby weight by bikini season.

17. If I’m hungry you have to feed me first.

25. Never ask me to babysit.

25a. All babysitters you use must be female, hot, and of age.

32. As tempting as it might be, you’re forbidden from using a 19th century president’s last name as the baby’s first name.

34. You cannot use it as an excuse to not do something cool with me.

38. You can only talk about the baby 3% of time.

39. For every picture you show me of the baby I get to show you a picture of me having sex.

42. When it’s of age, I get to have the “sex talk” with it.

45. The baby must wear a suit once a week.

46. The baby must call me dad.

50. I get to take it trick or treating if I want.

50a. While trick or treating, the baby must dress as a lil’ version of what I’m dressed as.

55. It’s first word must be, “Barney.”

59. It has to like me more than Ted.

62. Me, Ted, and Marshall get to re-enact the movie, “Three Men and a Baby” for a weekend.

65. You must introduce me to hot single moms.

66. If it ever has a hot teacher, I get to bring it to parent teacher conferences.

69. Sixty nine. Always funny.

72. I get to bring it to look at colleges.

76. If it throws up on me, you owe me $1,000.

83. … and if all 5 circumstances involving the baby and the strip club should come to pass, I take no responsibility for any of it, because it is your fault for having the baby in the first place.

 

Vampirii mei preferati august 17, 2010

Filed under: FUN — Laura - Machiaj Oradea @ 9:37 PM
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La naiba… nu cred ca cineva poate sa ramana „poker face” la vederea copertii RollingStone! Sunt vampirii mei preferati din serialul True Blood. I don’t give a fuck about Twilight or Vampire Diaries,  but True Blood is a waaay different story! Convingeti-va:

Sursa

 

Pofte ciudate? Thanks but NO THANKS! iulie 28, 2010

Filed under: bizar,FUN — Laura - Machiaj Oradea @ 7:28 AM
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Unele gravide au pofte ciudate, privind alimente care nu sunt comestibile, dar au un miros puternic. Spre exemplu unele ar manca pamant, altele zat de cafea sau chiar boabe, unele ar manca chistoace de tigara, praf sau chiar apret si lista poate continua. :)))))))))))))))) How sick is that?!

Medicii au corelat aceste pofte ciudate cu lipsa de fier din organism, poftele fiind date in special de miros, ci nu de calitatea sau gustul alimentelor, si recomanda sa nu se manance!! 🙂

Ca noroc’ eu nu am avut niciun fel de pofta, nu l-am trimis pe iubi noaptea la 3 dupa zmeura sau castraveti in otet, si nici intr-un caz nu am lins praful prin casa sau am infulecat chistoacele de tigara sa imi potolesc pofta de nicotina 🙂

Na hai ca mi s-a parut funny treaba asta 🙂

XOXO

L.

 

Ce as face daca as trai in urma cu 50 ani dar sa am cunostintele de acum? iunie 29, 2010

Filed under: FUN — Laura - Machiaj Oradea @ 9:49 PM
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Leapsa preluata de la Mortu, thanks, it’s challenging.

Ce as face daca as trai in urma cu 50 de ani dar sa am cunostintele de acum? Grea intrebare…

Exact cu 50 de ani in urma? Adica in 1950? Sau din 1950 incoace? Daca da, as mai schimba poate si istoria putin: as avertiza asupra Cernobilului, as evacua WTC, da…as vrea sa se evite tragediile..

Oare a sti exact ce si cum se intampla? De ex. as sti numerele la Loto din 80? Daca da…probabil le-as pune 🙂 macar odata!

As emigra in SUA, da..pe atunci era mai usor.. si as deveni actrita la Hollywood :)) iar acolo m-as duce la multe concerte Beatles si Elvis..

In rest mi-as trai viata ca pana acum…

Voi ce ati face?

 

to the be the best! aprilie 7, 2010

Filed under: FUN — Laura - Machiaj Oradea @ 10:39 PM
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Nu are nevoie de alte comentarii! Giast tu da bi da best!